• I don’t fear condiments on my food, I relish it.
  • I’m terrified of elevators, I’ll be taking steps to avoid this.
  • I held the door open for a clown, it was a nice jester.
  • It was easy to master braille, when I got the feel for it.
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m cleaned up now.
  • I couldn’t figure out my seat-belt, then it clicked.
  • I swallowed some food colouring, I think I dyed inside.
  • To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
  • Velcro! What a rip-off!
  • I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.